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What to do when the volcano down the road explodes

Play golf...

Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano Erupts Forcing Evacuations
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Take a selfie from a pickup truck ...

Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano Erupts Forcing Evacuations
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Make a vodka offering to the goddess of fire. She digs the cheap stuff ...

Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano Erupts Forcing Evacuations
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Grab the poodle...

Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano Erupts Forcing Evacuations
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Roll in the grass to relieve the boredom of it all.

Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano Erupts Forcing Evacuations
Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images